nudityandnerdery:

ms-demeanor:

constantblathering:

actuallyprettyodd:

This is finger guns erasure.

Bisexuals are never going to accept only having one option.

Originally posted by helensbadger

(via scumbagsblog)

hallucin8:

Wish I was born with super powers instead of bad eyesight and big titties.

(via mortiwhore)

dopeluminarydreamer:

the-future-now:

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

Reblog if you:

• Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs
  
• Have a friend with that problem
• Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way

No one will know which is it

(Source: youtube.com, via amerrickan-booty)

retrogamingblog:

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

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issabias:

When you’re dead inside but kpop is life 🙂

Tae is a whole ass mood

thatawkwardtinyperson:

derpaquarius96:

thatawkwardtinyperson:

You’re not cute as you think when you post sexual comments on your favs social media.

You’re not cute as you think when you call your favs daddy on their social media.

You’re not cute or as funny as you think you are tagging your favs in posts that are sexual, stalkerish, extremely personal or something you should probably talk to a professional about.

You’re not as cute as you think you are following your favs around or stalking them.

Your favs aren’t your SO. They don’t belong to you. They are allowed to date, see, fuck, style, how ever they want.

They aren’t your fucking doll and I don’t care how much of their shit you buy or see.

You’re not cute, funny, a dedicated fan.

You’re gross. Get out of your delusion box now.

This doesn’t have a lot of notes because this is how most of y’all fan girls act and y’all don’t like people to call y’all weird asses out

^^^^^

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liquidlimits:

90scherry:

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

(via jossmayfair)

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

enderman:

starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this

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goblin-dot-org:

me when i was 8: i dont want to say “tummy ache” because that’s a baby word. im going to say “stomach ache” from now on because i want people to take me seriously.

me now, in a skype call full of people: yo dudes i got a wicked bad tummy ache from eating too many ring pops so im gonna go take a nap-nap, talk to u fools later

(via jellybeanchili)

famicompro:

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caram3lk1ng:

stophatting:

venusians:

glamhoeour:

dominawritesthings:

queenangelique:

kixgbear:

just-jay25:

badgyal-k:

latenightsugar:

modelinterrupted:

blckrapunzel:

ramisonetruelove:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

Originally posted by gif-007

💯

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theflyingfoxy:

me: -puts any sort of blanket on my head-

brain: ah, my liddol russian lady. please get me some beets

(via beetlebuggg)

vxlkyree:

vxlkyree:

vxlkyree:

honestly? keanu reeves should have been in the MCU by now

honestly keanu reeves should’ve been doctor strange

marvel wouldn’t even need to spend money on cgi because keanu reeves can just do that

(via chiayhorchata)

c-bassmeow:

koyla:

ever wanna raise an emotionally sound child just to flex on your parents ?

I’m sorry but this is the best one like this flex meme just peaked kejdjdjdkfkckdjdhdhd

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