em1ree: brokenwingsflyingaway: brokenwingsflyingaway: brokenwingsflyingaway: can i tell my math teacher i’m atheist and can’t solve exponential functions due to the fact that i don’t believe in higher powers or this is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever said or will ever say this is my time to shine #i said this to my math teacher #and i forgot i went to catholic school #i got...
ticklishbutts: theladyofpie: ticklishbutts: the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis Holy shit, that’s spot on I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
We think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The...– (via darrcie)
Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.– A. A. Milne (via natashakills)
reallyreallyreallytrying: “average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
mifashoo: goblinparty: I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities Hah
lokis-army-at-221b: muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
MOTHER FUCKER I HATE PEOPLE